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Holidays Demotivational Poster


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

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FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am
Ramen


NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - THANKSGIVING NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE MY PANTS


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4/5

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PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:26 am
An embarrassed LOL here. :)


EASTER - MY BUTT HURTS WHAT


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 12:40 am
Cohen'ss Masterpiece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlu2z2gkhhI
nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 12:37 am
The Wild Bunny - Sander Cohen : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUeBKC-1oaY Thank you.


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


MERRY XMAS - GOOD LUCK EXPLAINING TO YOUR KIDS WHY IT'S OK FOR SANTA TO BE MORBIDLY OBESE


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.75/5


MERRY XMAS - AREN'T WE FORGETTING THE TRUE MEANING OF XMAS YOU KNOW THE BIRTH OF SANTA


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.12/5
STP - December 13, 2013, 3:29 pm
@PMsniper: Some think "Xmas" is an attempt to take Christ from Christmas, but it isn't. The "X" is actually the Greek letter "chi" and is the first letter of "Christ" in Greek.
Zetmonk - December 20, 2012, 6:33 am
I'm sorry, this is truly offensive and brilliantly observant of the current state of affairs. That, in my books, makes it funny as hell! 5L
MPsniper - December 20, 2012, 5:15 am
just what is "xmas"? isnt the holiday known as "Christmas"?


To All Customers -


TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L


ZOMBIES - Have holiday spirit, too




HAPPY LABOR DAY - THIS YEARS COMPANY PICNIC WILL BE HELD IN MEXICO WHERE THE JOB WENT


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.5/5


MOOSE MILK -


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing f***ing beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "f*** central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


home for the holidays -




RIP -


TAGS: school shooting holidays loss
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm
Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.
MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm
The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this d*** madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm
Very Sad !
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.


MOTHERS DAY -


TAGS: mothers day holidays mama
Rating: 3.38/5

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Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm
*Facepalms and chuckles*
Stickfodder - October 30, 2009, 12:38 am
Keep in mind that even Oedipus gouged his own eyes out when he realized that she was his mother.
Zéiram - April 29, 2009, 7:24 pm
lol I just got it. I forgot all about Antigone since I read it in... what, 8th grade? 9th? Something like that. Who knew Sophocles could be made into modern-day humor?


O.J. SIMPSON - He seems harmless to me


TAGS: o j simpson holidays christmas
Rating: 2.67/5

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jake - July 26, 2009, 7:03 pm
That ham is well-sliced. Wonder if he did it?
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 6:04 pm
HA! He'll be screwed worse than the Goldman family was!
Elwood - December 5, 2008, 4:52 pm
He is now. A Las Vegas judge just gave him a 15-year (minimum) sentence. Max: 33 years


HAPPY NEW YEAR - CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS AND REAL PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS




INDEFATIGABLE - LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW


TAGS: bike ride for holidays
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:03 pm
Oh Yah Better Than This Heat !
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:05 pm
Nice one Ug!


SUICIDAL PUMPKIN -


TAGS: pumpkin suicide depression holidays
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 7:58 am
I Think It Hits Hardest All The Time !


MODESTY - Arsonist? No, I just don't like the holidays.




Merry Christmas -


TAGS: u2 holidays death christmas
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:39 am

deep & poignent.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 8:35 am
Heavy Stuff .


MERRY XMAS - THIS YEAR I'M GIVING MY KIDS BATTERIES TOYS NOT INCLUDED


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.9/5
CloudchaserS - December 12, 2012, 11:28 am
"Toys Not Included" could be an ad slogan for Duracell, Energizer, etc.


MEMBERS WISH LISTS -


TAGS: best gift ever happy holidays
Rating: 4.73/5

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steve1961 - December 18, 2012, 12:49 am
I agree. He's still an annoying little birdie but he's no Timmie. I count him amongst my non-enemies.
Sho - December 17, 2012, 6:57 pm
Looooooool
GaryO - December 17, 2012, 6:39 pm
Hear, hear, Missy. The lad is actually a gem that has proven himself quite sporting in the forums, and has never hinted at anything of a low nature nor has he ever been defamatory to others, but still…..he is fowl.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - ONE REASON I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS IS TO BEAT THE THANKSGIVING TRAFFIC


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.67/5


MALL SHOPPING -




MERRY XMAS - SANTA HAS BEEN READING MY POSTERS I'M GETTING A DICSHUNARY FOR XMAS


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.33/5


HAPPY NEW YEAR - MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO BECOME EVEN LESS FRIENDLY


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.2/5
Oiler - January 10, 2013, 4:39 pm
Not too many guys ever made her unhappy........twice.


EASTER - 120 MILLION LBS OF CANDY SOLD FOR EASTER JESUS SHOULD COME BACK AS A DENTIST




AFTER HOLIDAYS DIETING - This is about what I looks and tastes like.




PUPPIES - Their blood lust satiated, Bipsy and Bopsy enjoy the holidays.


TAGS: puppies cute holidays
Rating: 2.62/5

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Mayor of Idiotsville - May 13, 2008, 1:25 am
Viciously funny. But kittens are out of bounds, agreed?


HOLIDELAYS -


TAGS: holidays christmas new years usps mail
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 4, 2016, 11:31 pm
Thanks, mizzdizz. Sometimes I get writers' block. I hate it :-/
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:26 pm
HAHAHAHA! I noticed that! Good to see you making posters again Cynic! 5L!!!!


religious holidays -


TAGS: halloween religion pumpkins carving holidays
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2015, 5:52 pm
And the mind of a pumpkin carver is almost as huge as the stomach he is about to get from all that pumpkin pie...teehee
Pikeman - November 12, 2015, 3:33 pm
The mind of a god hater is a tiny thing.
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:39 pm
Thanks Bandit glad you enjoy it. Seems you Jesus and me are all having the same problem with double posting tonight. We make a nice little trio...teehee.
Bandit5906 - October 30, 2015, 8:34 pm
Beautiful!
Bandit5906 - October 30, 2015, 8:33 pm
Beautiful!
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 6:41 pm
Thanks Jesus. Took a while to get this one done but dammit I'm a little proud of it...teehee.
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:33 pm
Brilliant! L L L L L


The Day The Earth Stood Still -


TAGS: bacon happy holidays christmas apocalypse
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - December 26, 2014, 12:56 pm

Yes. Yes I do.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:47 am
I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw that! Thanks for meating me to the punch line on that, Silver! LOL!
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 7:48 pm
Silver... really? I mean, I get it, but... you've got the racing stripes?
Greybeard - December 25, 2014, 9:28 am
LoL. Thank you. :)
Silverheart - December 25, 2014, 8:17 am

I don't want to say when that piece of bacon wearing a santa hat looked like at first glance... a completely different type of meat, let's just say. 5L for the concept and shock factor!
Greybeard - December 24, 2014, 11:13 pm
Merry Christmas to you and your family also Miss Priss.
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 4:08 pm
Some day, some one will take my idea and actually run with it. You can wrap everything in bacon...why the 5L not Christmas presents? A merry one to you and yours Grey!


SNAPPED -


TAGS: oxygen wgw snapped wiveswithknives horrorfortheholidays
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - January 25, 2017, 8:44 am
Black don't crack
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2016, 7:04 pm
^ I think what's just as disturbing is she don't look 28, like she's been on meth for the past 5 years.


Trouble A-Brewin' -




September Is Here -


TAGS: holidays early stores stockroom
Rating: 4.33/5

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ipaprime - September 25, 2015, 9:38 pm
Lets just say I work as a night stocker at a major home improvement store and we just put out the Christmas lights
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 25, 2015, 3:31 pm
Whichever store you are working at, I hope you're holding up well.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 25, 2015, 3:31 pm
I can only imagine. I was in retail about 6 years ago. If it was bad back then I can only imagine what its like now. I really empathize with store employees for what they have to go through.
ipaprime - September 22, 2015, 1:03 am
You have NO idea.


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